Am I An Incel?

I’m not even in incel communities like that. I don’t have any experience, hands on the ground or otherwise, of the most degenerate creeps who i could call brother or cousin!

I Do

• Simply put, I am celibate.
• Have only some muscle in my body, that being in one of my arms.
• Have some type of superiority complex or narcissistic personality.
• Like comic books and video games.
• Fall under the category of "loser" if such is defined as... "sitting alone at lunch for at least one semester"?... Yes.
• Enjoy trolling and being a smartass.
• Get a thrill out of putting people down.

I Do Not

• Actively post on 4chan or Reddit.
• Vote Republican.
• Watch porn for fun.
• Find it easy to strike up a conversation, make friends, or be charismatic.

I Hate

• Pretty girls on TV or social media who pout a lot or have too much lip filler.
• Pretty girls who don't like me.
• People who want to starve themselves.

I Do

• Want to lose weight and get fit.

I Hate

• Girls who laugh too much or too loud in class or around me really. I would say guys too but I don't think they do this.
• Some hot girls but not all hot girls. I don't keep track of these things... Where do I draw the line?
• Ugly girls and guys too. Maybe even hot guys. Why would I categorize things I hate if I don't keep track?
• Anyone who makes me feel humiliated.
• This one fucking kid I know. It's a dude my age but they don't deserve being called something other than this one kid. I'm not gonna get into it.
• Internet users. A lot of the time. The DNI-list-longer-than-the-Declaration-of-Independence types. Or the anti-intellectual types. Or just the stupid types.
• But can I really be mad? The DNI list is just a reaction to the nature of the internet where you just HAVE to be pissed off so so so so so so so much and show someone just how pissed off you are.
• Morons and anti-intellectuals.
• Actually anyone who has a skewed idea of what internet safety is. Like yeah man I don't think we should let pedofiles have free range to graze on and sexually exploit kids. But the fuck do you mean adults and MINORS. can never interact? Have we forgotten about socializing with others outside our age range? What's next, never socializing with anyone with a different background(, religion, sexual orientation, or ethnic group)? And MINORS. Like when has anyone ever defined anything by whether you are legally allowed to vote? Except with selling pornography or something? I feel like we are having the second lavender scare. I presume that is when men started being hypermasculine and unintimate with other men to avoid being suspected gay. Now we are having the Epstein scare, where you can't be close with kids or you are Diddy's reincarnation.