God Damn You, Western Imperialism! God Damn You, American Ideals!

I can't think of a more perfect picture of masculinity that I feel the crushing desire? nay, impulse, longing, hunger, to model myself into!

This Is Not Sexual! It never was sexual! Some things are just So Cool! And does this feeling crush me so because it is so appealing? Or does it crush me so because I need to CHANGE?

Any man with a decent haircut and a well tailored suit can be considered handsome. I think I look like chopped suey.

Anyway. For some sports at my school, the players come to school in suits and formal wear for a reason I, a geek and nerd, don't understand. And internally I am always critiquing these snazzily dressed sportsball participants' ensembles. ENOUGH with the plain red ties. This is not a political election. One of the best "looks" I've seen was a guy in a black shirt, tie, slacks, and shoes but with a dark red jacket. Although I do believe the shirt was a slightly different black than the rest. The matchy-matchy with a different colored jacket just ALWAYS looks clean asf.