That YouTube video about long-term nuclear waste warnings.
[This must have started from] all sorts of analogous comparisons such as the likes of angels and satellites being kind of the same creature[...] A lot of comparisons between technology and the divine. I don't know where I got this one from... but you know, isn't nuclear fallout kind of like the rapture? [...] But think about it, a mass amount of people are instantly vaporized, or taken up into Heaven. After that, everyone who remains must suffer through the Great Tribulation, or suffer through, you know, burning, peeling flesh and radiation poisoning.